There are two types of situation for God—

1. For good, kind, extra good, extra kind people:

God: Oh my humans! This person is so kind 😊

"Person does all the work, never complains, listen to insults but never fights back, hard working"

God: Hmm...they passed all my tests...lemme give them hard tasks!

*Tests their kindness and honesty*

"Person passes all the tests"

God : Amusing!! More hard task!!😈

2. For the villains:

God: Damn, why this human is like this? 😔😔

"Person does all the evil works and shit"

God: I hope they will learn soon..

"Person mistakenly does a good thing, MISTAKENLY!

Maybe, helps a person from falling? Or catches a flying balloon for a kid?"

God: OOOHH~ OMH!!🤩🤩🤩 I KNEW THEY HAD A BIT OF KINDNESS IN THEM!!

*Blesses with money, power and
Everything* 😁😁😁👑

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Me: Cliche TV serials be like! Hmph!

Mom: Ehhhh, but it's really real life real truth, for reals like really!! 😕😕