Me: *thoughtfully stares at the history question *

Dad: Dear, I've a surprise for you.

Me: *looks at him*Surprise? Really?? What is it?

Dad: *smiles* Someone is going to come after 2 days.

*perverted thoughts activated *

Me: *thinks*Who can it be? A sweet guy?

Souley: Or maybe a hot foreigner?

Me: Maybe dad's son

Souley: Yea- Wait! DAD'S SON???!!! 

Me: Huh? OOPS-hehe, I mean Dad's friend's son😅

Souley: 😒😆Whatever. 

Me: 😅Who can it be? I wonder will he be handsome or not.

Dad: Hello! Can you hear me?

Me: Huh? *shook off the thoughts * Yes yes! Who's coming?

Dad: *chuckles* Guess?

Me: Um...your friend's so- I mean your friends?

Dad: Uh Huh! Nope.

Mom: *to me* Would you like Egg's devil today?

Me: Hein? Egg's devil? 😶😶😶

Mom: Or Evil Curd?

Me: Eh...I hate curd! And what's with that Evil??

Souley: Or Bithches of brinjal(seeds😝 in Bengali its said beeches or bitches...idk what)?

Me: 😶😓😓you too Souley? And who eats that? and you know it sounds....

Souley: 🤭🤭Hehe, because I felt something

Me: *thinks* Me too. Why mom is saying weird food stuffs...or wait...!

Me: Yes! *raises eyebrows to mom * You mean...?

Mom: *nods* Yup! 

Me: 😱😱😱 *turns towards dad* Is SHE coming?

Dad: 😁Yes! 

Me: WWHHAAATT??!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Dad: 😑😑What no?

Me: Nothing *rushed into my room* 

Souley: Hide the laptop, set a strong password in your phone & laptop,  hide the chocolates,  and also keep your dairies and stories in a safe place!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Me: Imma keep them in the locker!!!😰😰

Mom: *smirks* Seems like someone got panicked. 

Me: I should be, right? I can't let that devil go through my stuffs. 

Mom: 😂I didn't knew that you hate your cousin this much.

Me: Whatever you think and 😭 Why they are coming to ruin my peaceful life?

Mom: *shrugs* I've no answers 

Me: 😭😭Ok, but don't let her touch my guitar or use my wine-coloured lipbalm!!! 

Mom: 😅😅😅Ok ok, I won't but I can't give you promises.

Me: 😭😭😭😭

Souley: Try some magic spells so that they can't come! 

Me: *stops crying and thinks* YESSS!! GOOD IDEA!! 😈😋