🎅When Real Santa Comes🎅
At Christmas night:-
*Me at my friends place*
Friends: Merry Christmas!
Me: Same to you, guys.
Friends: There's a surprise for you . *Smirks*
Me : Surprise???
*Drags me to a room*
Me: What's the surprise?
Friends: You will soon know, babe 😏
*Pushes me into the room*
*Locks the door*
Me: Ughh.
*Notices someone is there*
Me: W-who's there?
*He turns back*
Me: 😶😶SANTA!!! *Jumps with excitement*
Santa: Ha ha ha! Merry Christmas, sweetie.
Me: Thank u so much. *Hugs him*
*A sound came from behind*
Me: Who r u?
The person: I'm Santa Clause
Me: Then who are you?
*Turns to the 1st one*.
He : Baby I'm your Bf.
Me: Honey!!! You dressed like santa to impress me! Aww.
*Hugs him*
Real Santa: Fucking Bitch! That's why I hate to come to Earth. People request me to come then they don't care about us.
😣😣😣
Me: Santa ji, Are you here for me-
Santa: I WILL NOT COME HERE AGAIN. YOU WILL NOT GET ANY GIFTS!!
*flew away*.
Me: Noooooo!!!😭😭😭
Bf: baby , don't cry I will give you your gift.
Me : Really? *With puppy eyes*.
Bf: Yea. What u want?
Me: An iPhone
An iPad
A laptop
Wanna meet Ashish Chanchalani
Want to go to Los Angeles
Want to meet Ember
A makeup kit
2 handsome foreigners
100 marks in exam.
Etc
*Looks at bf*
*Lying on the ground*
Me: Honey, are you dead??
*Cries*
*Cries loudly*
Me : NOW WHO WILL GIVE ME MY GIFTS!!!
*neighbors :who the fuck is shouting??
Neighbour 2: I can't study!
Neighbour 3: she shouting so loudly, I can't concentrate on my party.
Everyone: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Friends: Plan Flopped 😥😥😥😥
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