3 years ago: When I newly came here

Me: Hello..

Some wattpadians: WELCOME TO WATTPAD!! 🥳🥳
HOPE YOU WILL MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS!!

Girls: Do tell us if you need help

Me: Ok 😊

Some people: Wanna be friends?

Me: 😃 I would love to!!

Announcements be like:

Person 1: Finally 200 followers!

Person 2: Got a new cat today!

Person 3: How are you, guys?

Person 4: Good Morning!

Person 5: Anyone up for chat?

My feedback for Wattpad:

Me: *to myself* THIS IS THE BEST APP EVER!! I never met so friendly people in my life!! Damn! (≧▽≦)

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Present Day in Wattpad:

Me: *doesn't care to announce anything*

PMs be like: •Are you on discord? Let's talk there!

•Oh, please come to instagram

•I'm leaving Wattpad, let's talk in Insta

Unknown accounts: PROMOTE YOUR STORIES AND EARN MONEYYYYY!!

Me: 🙂🙂 no thanks, I'm fine

Announcements be like:

Person 1: Help pls-

Person 2: Call me daddy~

Person 3: lmfao-

Person 4: I wiped my snort on my sleeves...

Me: 😐😐👍

My feedback to Wattpad:

Me: *to myself* Oh no, I've nothing to say 🙂🙂🙂 just give back the newsfeed, I'm bored as hell!