Me: Mom, a great person said once that before applying lip balm or lipstick, always wet your lips with water

Mom: ....

Me: *opens Vaseline to apply it on lips*

Mom: Let me guess, that great person is you?

Me: Why will it be me? 🙄 It's someone from youtube, I forgot who but who cares

Mom: Okay?? So??

Me: so What? Don't expect me to go out of the bed to wet my lips now -_-

Mom: ...I don't expect anything from you 😑😑 it's already late, sleep now!!

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