Chemistry sir: Students, we'll be having two new students today

Me: 乁( •_• )ㄏ Yay, I guess?

Chemistry sir: ...Okay, I guess they lost their way— I'm going to pick them up

All the students: 😐😐😐

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Sir: *asks one of the new students* What's your name?

The student: *says his name*

Sir: Okay and what's yours?

Another one: Alexander

Sir: ...O-okay—

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After an hour, the class was done and I was walking home with my friend, let's call her Monkey, as she was dancing like a monkey today 🙂🍷

Me: Alexander is a rare name for an Indian...

Monkey: Huh?

Me: That new kid! His name is rare!!

Monkey: Ohho! Why are you so concerned? 😏😏😏

Me: 😐😐 eh?

Monkey: Do you have a crush on him?😏😏

Me: ....I JUST SAID HIS NAME IS RARE, YOU IDIOT!!

Monkey: Why will you say that?? Okay, you like him! That's final!! ☺️☺️☺️

Me: I DON'T!! Do you lack brain cells? 🙂🔪

Monkey: Yayy! My only friend got a crush!! *Starts dancing like a monkey*

Me: Why are you dancing, you monkey?? 😑😑😑 (Monkey as 🐒)

Monkey: Imma tell him tomorrow that you like him!! 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

Me: WHAT THE FUCK???!! 💀💀

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If you ever hear me say that I want to leave this planet, know that it's because of her!

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