Me: I'll study today!!😃

The whole world: 😐😮😲 WOAH! *applause*

Me: *bows* thank you thank you*

*Opens the books*

*Random pages filled with crap, scatters*

Me: What the- *arranges them and keeps them somewhere else*

Me: *opens the second chapter of chemistry* 

Mom: Can you help me with the closest?

Me: No, I'm studying

Mom: Don't give me that crap, come and help me!!

Me: 😩😩😩 Okay 

After half an hour: 

Me: *sits back to study*

chemistry book: *magically makes a page disappear*

Me: 😐😐😐

The electricity: *flies away like flap flap flap— power cut* 

Me: 😐😐😐

Random boy on internet: STUDYING BECAME ILLEGAL

Random grandpa: WORLD IS GOING TO END TODAY

Random creature from Neptune: I'LL KILL WHOEVER IS STUDYING

Me: 😐😐😐

Me: Alright 🙂🙂🙂 Today isn't a bad day but IT'S A BAD LIFE!! *Grabs phone and proceeds to scrolls through pinterest feed* 

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