Random person: *send a friend request on discord*

Me: *accepts* Hey!

Him: Hi! What's your name?

Me: Can't tell.

Him: Ohkay! Do u have insta?

Me: Yea

Him: What's your id?

Me: *gives Id*

Souley: .... WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THIS???

Him: *follows on insta* *texts* Heyy!

Me: Hewo!

Him: Do u know hindi?

Me: Yeah, not very fluent tho

Him: Same here :)

*Literally has an Indian name*

Him: Actually I'm not from India...

Me: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 Oh! Where are you from?

Him: *after 2 mins* my family come to India they settle
I'm from America

Me and Souley: 🙂🙂 such a good American English~

Me: Owo noice

Him: My dad is Indian, mom American

Souley: Such a white lie 🙂

Me: I see o.o

Him: So, are you single?

Me: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

*Goes to his profile*

*Blocks*

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