Me: *peacefully breathing, circulating blood and digesting food* 😗

*Receives a call from unknown number*

Me: *pickes it up* Hello? !😃

Unknown person: jwjsjsks iwsmsnkwks owksn osjnssnk ksjsm? Ksks jsnsjss ksk huh kskssk!!

Me: ....Eh?? 😐

Unknown person: kaniona? kwksns tujahara jwjsjsks kkzjsjssj?

Me: Excuse me-

Unknown person: JWJDNS OWJSND SIWJSDND DISKSJSHDNS OOSNDNEJEJSN KSKSJIEDJSN SOIWKDMS SMSKE!!!!!!!

Me: 😑 Sorry wrong number *hangs up the call*

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*After a min*

*Again recives call from same number*

Me: *picks it up*

Unknown person: .........

Me: ........

Unknown person.......

Me: hel-

Unknown person: wkksjd kwksns sieksjshd oeoiejssn owisnzns ?ikwsn

Me: owkejs oejsns owkwmd sowme sjejedmnsi owkejs iieosin isissjns isosks sjjsns sissmsjsi. Ieiems siwjms? Kwksns so skkssksk isowsj s ojsn!!

Unknown person: 😐 kya bol rahi hain?

Me: osiejsn ssoeken skwkejssmskeoe Aleks sks smsoems soeks sosksms soeksns ekeksn disk skeksms ekeka a skeks s sksms sksos s wksk s seoeknend skksns sjksn kwkwmamssk kwksns skene s s!!! GOODBYE!!!

*hangs up*

Me: Hush! I'm so proud of myself! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)