*a mom give births to a baby girl*

Her husband: She is so sweet!

Wife: indeed she is!

Husband: What's her name?

Wife: She don't have a name till now

Husband: so can I call her Mine?

Wife: 😑😑

Husband: So, from today she is Mine! 😃

Wife: What the- 😨😨😨

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*After 15 years*

*Mine is roaming with her brother*

Brother's friend: hi bro, who's she?
*Points towards mine*

Brother: Well, she is Mine

Friend: Ok ok, she is yours . I was just asking, don't take it seriously 😅

Brother: You didn't get me, I meant she is Mine

Friend: Dude, it's fine. Be happy with your gf *lefts*

Brother: she is my sister!!

*Mummers: I wanted to say her name is Mine 😥*

Mine: 😶😶😶

Me(author): 😂😂😂

Mine: *slaps me*

Me(author): 😅😅😅

Mine: 😑😑😑