☆~ Louis Nucleus ~☆
*in Mr Bean's House*
Me: Um...hello?
Random person in black suit: *ignores me and continues writing*
Me: Excuse me—
A pretty lady: Oh dear! You're finally here!! *Hugs*
Me: (• ▽ •;)
The lady: *turns towards random person* Nucleus! Meet MG, she is here to take your interview!
Me: *bows* Hello sir, will you please introduce yourself—
Nucleus: *ignores again*
Me: *to the person behind me* (눈‸눈) Switch on your camera and record
The cameraman: *nods*
Me: Welcome to blah blah blah show and today we are here for the interview of the great comedian, who's known as Nucleus for the world! (。•̀ᴗ-)✧ Surprise much huh? From kids to parents, birth to death and husband to wife~ Everyone's favourite is NUCLEUS!
We are going to ask some of the curious questions from curious souls to everyone favourite with gullible nature, the greatest NUCLEUS!!
*Hold the mic in front of Nucleus*
Nucleus: *annoyed* what?
Me: Um...sir, p-please introduce yourself—
Nucleus: I'm not interested
Me: Aren't you supposed to be super gullible and sweet? Stop being a jerk!
Nucleus: I can be whatever I want, none of your business!!
Me: y-you— how dare you talk rudely with me??.·´¯'(>▂<)´¯'·.
Nucleus: (눈‸눈) whatever, ask your stupid questions and get out!
Me: ಥ_ಥ Ok. So, first question is, what's your real name?
Nucleus: Louis Nucleus
Me: No no, your REAL name
Nucleus: It's Louis Nucleus only
Me: ha ha ha ^^' Stop kidding me, how Nucleus can be someone's name?
Nucleus: ಠωಠ Why can't it be? *Shows aadhar card* see, it's Louis Nucleus only.
Me: I-I - 😶😶😶😶
Mom: WHAT ARE HELL ARE YOU SLEEPING TILL 8 AM FOR?????????
Me: Mr Nucl- *opens my eyes* Was that a dream?🙁
*Later that morning*
Me: Mom, did I lost my mind or my mind lost me? ಠᴥಠ
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[If you're confused then I don't know how to clear it cuz I was confused too— XDD it was a meaningless dream ya know]
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