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☆~ Louis Nucleus ~☆

*in Mr Bean's House*

Me: Um...hello?

Random person in black suit: *ignores me and continues writing*

Me: Excuse me—

A pretty lady: Oh dear! You're finally here!! *Hugs*

Me: (• ▽ •;)

The lady: *turns towards random person* Nucleus! Meet MG, she is here to take your interview!

Me: *bows* Hello sir, will you please introduce yourself—

Nucleus: *ignores again*

Me: *to the person behind me* (눈‸눈) Switch on your camera and record

The cameraman: *nods*

Me: Welcome to blah blah blah show and today we are here for the interview of the great comedian, who's known as Nucleus for the world! (。•̀ᴗ-)✧ Surprise much huh? From kids to parents, birth to death and husband to wife~ Everyone's favourite is NUCLEUS!

We are going to ask some of the curious questions from curious souls to everyone favourite with gullible nature, the greatest NUCLEUS!!

*Hold the mic in front of Nucleus*

Nucleus: *annoyed* what?

Me: Um...sir, p-please introduce yourself—

Nucleus: I'm not interested

Me: Aren't you supposed to be super gullible and sweet? Stop being a jerk!

Nucleus: I can be whatever I want, none of your business!!

Me: y-you— how dare you talk rudely with me??.·´¯'(>▂<)´¯'·.

Nucleus: (눈‸눈) whatever, ask your stupid questions and get out!

Me: ಥ_ಥ Ok. So, first question is, what's your real name?

Nucleus: Louis Nucleus

Me: No no, your REAL name

Nucleus: It's Louis Nucleus only

Me: ha ha ha ^^' Stop kidding me, how Nucleus can be someone's name?

Nucleus: ಠωಠ Why can't it be? *Shows aadhar card* see, it's Louis Nucleus only.

Me: I-I - 😶😶😶😶










Mom: WHAT ARE HELL ARE YOU SLEEPING TILL 8 AM FOR?????????

Me: Mr Nucl- *opens my eyes* Was that a dream?🙁

*Later that morning*

Me: Mom, did I lost my mind or my mind lost me? ಠᴥಠ

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[If you're confused then I don't know how to clear it cuz I was confused too— XDD it was a meaningless dream ya know]

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