Biology Teacher: So, notochord is not present in— *phone rings* Excuse me, students, I'm coming in a minute *leaves* 

The (over)smart-ass boy(Ari): *pulls out the phone from pocket and engages in it* 

Me: *takes out my phone and engages in it* 

The dumb-ass annoying boy(Swarna): *bends towards Ari* Hey, what are you doing?

Ari: Abbe Haat! 

Swarna: *pouts and looks at me* Hey, don't you know you shouldn't use phone in tuition?

Me: *literally ignores*

Swarna: Hey!! *Throws book at me* 

Me: Uwaaaaaa whatttt?? ಠ ೧ ಠ

Swarna: talk to me!

Me: .....(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Swarna: *puches me* 

Me: *smacks him with his book*

Swarna: *pulls out a gun and shoots*

Me: *dies*

Ari: *while looking at his phone* Good shot man

Swarna: I-I thinks she is dead...bro!! What will I do now?!

Ari: Just touch her phone, that's it~ 

Swarna: *lightly taps on my phone* 

Me: YEAAHH HAAAH!! *wakes up and kicks him* KUNG FU PANDA FIGHT— SANITIZER ATTACK!!! *pulls out the sanitizer and throws it on his face* HA! HA! HA! 

Swarna: ×~×

Ari: *looks up* Arree Yaar, Dil cockroache cockroach kar Diya! (人*'∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

Me: ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Disclaimer: No Oxygen was harmed in this chapter

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Based on a fake story (◡ ω ◡)

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