Me: *waking on the road, way back home from tuition*

Stranger: *shouts at someone's house* KAKA! KAKA! O Kaka!! Kaka!!

[Kaka means Uncle]

Me: *passes by while muttering* Kaka is not home...

Stranger: *turns towards me*

Me: ^^' Did I say that loud?

Stranger: Yes, you did. Where's Kaka?

Me: How can I know? Who is this Kaka even?

Stranger: But you sai—

*An angry old man comes out of the unknown house*

Old man: What happened huh? What happened? What happened??? Huhh??? What? What? What? What happenedddd??

Us: 😶😶😶

Old man: Kaka! Kaka! Kaka! Uff!!! What happened????? Huh??? WHAT???

Stranger: Kaka....cool down— why so angry? What were you doing?

Old man: I was doing exerci—

Me: Fixing wig 🙂 *points at his hair*

Stranger: 😂😂😂Lol

Me: Lolol

Stranger: Lololol~

Me: LULULULULU~~

Stranger: 🤣🤣🤣

Old man: 😐😑😑Stop messing around, and who's this girl?

Stranger: Oh she is— wait! *Turns towards me* WHO ARE YOU?!

Me: 🙂🙂🙂 *takes out adhar card, birth certificate, citizenship status* According to all the useless details, we are from the same home planet!

Stranger: 🤩 That's cool!! High5!!✋

Me: 🙂✋

Old man: 😐😐😐why am I here??

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