Me: Heyya everyone! Welcome to my life, today we are going to have an interview with my dear inner soul (nickname: Souley)😁

Souley: Done with this shit?

Me: 😅 Yea, let's start

Souley: So about which topic we are gonna discuss today?

Me: Um...you say

Souley: okay tell me, why don't two magnetic lines of force intersect with each other?

Me: Um..because last time when the Male magnetic force came near the female...she kicked his ass....?

Souley: 😶😶😶What?!

Me: 😅😅😅

Souley: Are you f**king serious? What are you studying nowadays?

Me: Sorry, next question please

Souley: 😒 Next question. Why does a compass needle gets deflected when brought near a bar magnet?

Me: 🤔🤔🤔Good question.

Souley: 😑😑 I would expect a good answer too

Me: Hmm...maybe because...the compass needle don't love the bar magnet...😅 It can possible.

Souley: *mouth wide open * Are you out of your mind?

Me: off- can you please stop asking physics?

Souley: Then maths?

Me: There's nothing to ask🙄

Souley: Then which subject?

Me: Leave the subject. Ask about other topic

Souley: About wattpad friends?

Me: *excitingly * yes! That will be great!🥰

Souley: I knew it and NO! Not today again! Why don't you become serious in studies? You are going to give boards this year.

Me: *mimics* You are going to give boards this year!😜

Souley: *slaps* Stop mimicking me, b**h!😬

Me: 😔Okay..

Souley: *glares* Yesterday I saw vampire in your terrace. 🧛‍♂️

Me: 😱Really? Vampire? In my terrace? Omg! Was he hot? *jumps with excitement *

Souley: Pff- I was obviously kidding, see it's so easy to fool you😂

Me: 😒 What you exactly mean by this?

Souley: *with serious * That you trust people easily.

Me: So what?

Souley: *gasp* Listen, I want to tell you something important.

Me: *sarcastically * Don't tell me that you love me?

Souley: *vomits* Ew No *rushes to the washroom *

Me: 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

*after a while *

Souley: Love you? That's gross. I can't commit that disgusting sin!

Me: 😒😒Come on, you are insulting a masterpiece like me *starts combing my hair* and my sweet little hair-

Souley: Seriously, when I first saw your hair I thought it's a thorny Bush! 🤣

Me: *throws the comb at her * Speak another rubbish about my hair and I swear you will find yourself in the Darkfalls 😡😡😡

Souley: 🤣🤣🤣

Mom: *peeps inside* Dear?

Me: *fake sweetness * Yes sweet mom?

Mom: Are you talking to Yourself? 🤨

Me: *fake cries* Yes...because of you.

Mom: M-Me?

Me: you never cared for me, because of you I'm alone in this whole world. I don't have a single elder brother *places my palm on my forehead dramatically *😖😖

Mom: *sigh * If I wait a single moment here, I will also become crazy like you *leaves*

Me: *giggles *Let's continue Souley.

Mom: *peeps again* Its 6pm. *smiles*

Souley: MG! 6 p.m!

Me: *shouts* YAYYY! It's time for serial!

*rushed to the living room and opens the tv*

Me: *whispers to Souley * We will continue it someday later 😊

Souley: Alright! 😉🙃

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