Mom: We are here~

Me: *looks at the house and presses the door bell* Oh

*Door opens*

Aunt: AWEE!! Welcome!! I hope you had a safe trip? Please come inside

Me: *damn bored already*

Aunty: *spots me* This is— WAIT! IS SHE YOUR DAUGHTER??

Mom: *dramatic laugh* Yes, yes she is haha

Me: 🙂🙂🙂

Aunty: She was so small when I last saw her... literally like a grasshopper— when did she grow up this much?? 😱😱 Remember me, dear?

Me: Yeah, I do, aunt 😌

Aunty: AWWWWW! You must be hungry, let's come and eat~

Who the hell eats just reaching someone house??

Me: *eats the food* Mhmm, this is soo good

Aunty: Aww,thanks, do you want more?

Me: Nope, it's fine, I'm full—

Aunty: *gives more rice* 🥰🥰🥰

Me: 😅😅😅 Oh...kay

Aunty: You want more?

Me: *tired of eating* No—

Aunty: *gives more* 😃😃😃

Me: 😶😶😶😶 I can't eat this!!

Mom: SHH! JUST EAT!

Me: 😐😐😐😣 fine *somehow finishes eating*

Me: Can I use the washroom?

Aunty: Sure

Me: *enters the washroom and looks at the mirror* I can't—

Aunty: *magically appears inside the washroom* YOU WANT MORE RICE?? 😁😁😁 *shoves rice in my mouth*

Me: WTH????

Aunty: 😀😀😀

Me: ....I can't— *goes to the terrace and jumps from there*

After Death:

Me: Finally~ some peace *flying in the air* <(￣︶￣)>

Aunty: 😀😀😀 you want more?? *Throws rice at me from the ground*

Me: 💀💀💀

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