Me: Imagine a very ugly person, I'm not discriminating (the society is) but IMAGINE!! OKAY? Imagine a very very ugly person with an ugly wife

Mom: 😑😑 Okay

Me: Good, so, the ugly couple were often being humiliated for their looks, society laughed at them and what not. Years later they had a son but unfortunately, the child was also ugly...too ugly, even the nurses didn't like him

Mom: .....

Me: The couple were upset, they didn't want their son to go through the same trouble as them...then they found out an idea! Guess what is it? 😃

Mom: Wut—?

Me: They named him "Handsome" 🤣🤣🤣

Mom: 😐😐😐

Me: Imagine him introducing himself on school,

"Hello everyone! I'm handsome!" 🤣🤣🤣Lol

Then his girlfriend be like,

"Mom and dad, my boyfriend is handsome 👉👈"

Girlfriend's dad: Okay, but his name?

Girlfriend: He is handsome 😊

Girlfriend's dad: FLITHY BISH!! I ASKED FOR NAME!! NAMMMMMMEEEE!! *stabs her to death*

Mom: 😶😶😶😶

Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 PFF-HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Mom: You've been sprouting nonsense for an hour, I'm worried now....

Me: *rolling on the bed, laughing (cuz the floor is cold)* 🤣🤣🤣

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HAND~SOME~ OF~ HUMANS!! KEKEIOEJSSOEIIEIWOWJDJDJWKWKKWKS!!!