Me: Bro- I have a feeling that this day is going to be worst

Silly Srijita: I hope that happens

Me: I'll fucking kill u 💀

Silly Srijita: 👀 Yeah, if you can, sure

Me: T.T don't joke around, I'm nervous

Silly Srijita: Like, you think you're going to die today?

Me: 💀💀 Bruh, not that extreme-

Silly Srijita: Then fuck off 🤡

* * *

In the evening,

Me: *does the stupidest thing ever intentionally because I'm stupid as hell*

Minerva: Brooo, what did u do?!

Me: ...uh- I- I fucked up?

Minerva: You did 💀 this is not even funny

Me: *on the verge of crying*

Minerva: 😩😩 uff— that whatsapp status- they saw it- how will I face him at school?!

Me: 🤡 I-I'll kill them for you...

Minerva: Please do 🤧

Me: Why am I so extreme at times? I need to change this habit of being an airhead 💀💀 17 years and I still don't know when to be serious

Minerva: And I don't know when NOT to be serious 🤣

Me: Kill me

Me: No, Don't kill me

Me: I don't wanna die

Me: Uhhh

Me: okay, kill me

Me: Uhhh— no...

Minerva: 💀💀💀 anyways, it's fine, I'm not angry at you, I'm just SCARED

Me: ಥ‿ಥ u should be- the tea is hot now

Me: Hotter than him 😗

Me: 👀 Not or...

* * *

Me: *texting Tash* So an unknown person asked about u in watty-

Tash: Owo? Ask him who's he

Me: He is not replying 🤡

Tash: Uhh, I guess I know who he is but damn, also I can't believe someone asked about me after 2 years-

Me: Ikr...

*After some time*

Tash: hey, I made a new account to Watty, I'm curious who it is...hehe

Tash: Also "tell me who u r,tash asked...if she knows u or remember u then she will come to wattpad"

Tash: Tell this to him and then I'll knock him

Me: Okay *proceeds to copy the text and pastes it to that person*

Me: ...

Me: Fuck—

Me: *to Tash* I think I fucked up 🤡🤡🤡

Me: I mistakenly copy pasted the whole text along with " " ಥ‿ಥ what should I do??

Tash: ....

Tash: Why are you like this?

Me: ಥ‿ಥ

Tash: Why do we have to embrass ourselves like this?( ；∀；) Also, I told u not to send it later

Me: ...you did? (• ▽ •;) I didn't see that text-

Tash: 💀💀💀 Uff- nevermind, it's not a big deal, he won't understand that much

Me: (╥﹏╥) If u say so, okay

* * *

Fav webtoon artist on insta: *gives a story* 

The story: "You're so beautiful" no, you~

Me: *about to skip* *mistakenly presses "😂"*

Me... FUCK !!

Me: *unsends message*

Me: WHY THE MESSAGE IS NOT UNSENDING??!!!

Me: 🤡🤡🤡 Kill me someone, please