Me: Damn- *tries to volume up in phone* what's wrong with this phone??? *Slaps it* *shakes it* *flips it*

Mom: 😶😶😶

Me: Mom, I think I have to replace this phone 😫

Mom: why? 😒

Me: It became old!! 😓

Mom: Oh? That means you'll also replace me when I'll be old? 🙄

Me: 😐😐 that's not-

Mom: yes yes, knowing you, you'll definitely do that and who wants an old lady in house after all, right? 😩

Me: 😕 No-

Mom: Oh lord, what sin did I commit??😭😭 I carried you for 9 months just to see this??

Me: *slowly leaves the room* 🙂🙂

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