Me: *peacefully looking outside the window while traveling* 🎶

*Suddenly feels a tight pain in my chest*

Me: Am I in love? 😶😶😶

*Pain increases*

Me: DON'T TELL ME THE BREAD I ATE WAS EXPIRED!! 😱😱😱

Passengers: 👀

Me: *dies*

Driver: *throws my body in the gutter*

Passengers: *continues eating the expired bread* 💩💩💩

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