Me: *having peaceful time of life with my Lord and his tales in webtoon*

Mom: *from outside* hahaha yes yes, she is inside

Me: .....

Mom: *comes inside my one and only room without knocking with an unknown lady*

Me: ...

Random lady: hahah ☺️☺️

Mom: Remember her?? She is your grandmother's nephew's son's mother 😃😃

Me: ....*starts sweating* *thinks* please let me read my webtoon

Me: 😅😅 Hello, how are you?

Random lady: I'm good! ☺️ What about you? Heard you have a fever? How are you now? You became so big! I doubt you're bigger than the Eiffel tower now ☺️☺️

Me: Hahaha 😅😅😅 I'm good too...

Mom: *to the lady* so you know what happened, that day we were walking and...

The random lady: Oh god...ahah

*They started gossiping in my room*

Me: (ʘᴗʘ✿) *thinks* please leave, please

Me: *coughs*

Them: *looks at me once* *again starts chatting for an hour*

Me: ಥ‿ಥ *thinks* I just want to read peacefully— (╥﹏╥)

After an hour:

Random lady: Hey, it's time for me to go ☺️ I'll come back again tomorrow

Mom: Aw, so soon? Okay ☺️

After she left,

Mom: *to me* *smacks*

Me: Ow!! What's this for??

Mom: I told u she is lot older than me, you couldn't even take her blessings?? 💀

Me: Why? Is she god?

Mom: *smacks* Your mouth never stops, does it?!

Me: MOM!

Mom: WHAT?!

Me: To me, no one is more older than you!

Mom: What in the hell do you mean? 💀🔪

Me: I-I mean, to me, you're above everyone and you're the God to me! Your blessing is everything,I don't need to take other's blessings! 🤡

Mom: ...

Me: ...

Mom: *dramatic cry* I knew you're my daughter when you were born🤧🤧

Me: ...wut—?! 🤡

Mom: 😭😭 oh my daughter~

Me: *quietly leaves the room with my phone*

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