Pubing with Jeff
Hey guys this is an actual true story about my uncle and his friend named Jeff. Please note I will be changing some names. Enjoy!
One time there was a guy named Jeff he was a stage magician and a close friend of my uncle's. One time he invited my uncle to one of his magic shows. After he said to my uncle hey let's go pubing. My uncle said why not and they went out to go to some pubs.
A few pubs later
My uncle is still fairly sober but Jeff on the other hand was drunk. They were walking to the next one while a police officer stopped them and asked them what they were doing. You have to understand Jeff is a beefy guy and he is drunk and staggering around. So the cop puts his hand cuffs on Jeff while he is still wearing his magician coat.My uncle tells the police me and my friend Bob are just visiting our favorite pubs around town. In that small speech Jeff had gotten his own key and threw the handcuffs at the cop and next thing the cop knew his hands were handcuffed and then handcuffed again on the opposite side of his taser and fire arm!
My uncle knew someone needed to uncuff the officer and that someone could not be him or Jeff so he went to a pay phone and called the police station and told them that officer So And So was having a little trouble with his handcuffs.
That's the story hope you liked it 😀!
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen247.Pro