Hi I'm writing this in the car so ppssiblw errors are also from bumpy ass roads k bye

this is an example of how i wrote things when I was 11 and 12 so enjoy thus XD

unfortunately not really a chapter 2 rip

freddie sighed as he drank more alcohel whil watchin his frends dance

he had no partnor,for he had no one.he was lonely as fuck,but honestly same (yes i deadass used to write punctuation like that)

there was brimi with his godly hair,and his lovely partner,badgerina.what was not to love about her?especially when she was a deadass ringer for rogerina, just as a badger.she was perfect for him.

john,he had eighty four thousand kids,so h. Obviously wasnt lonely.not with his beautiful wife, cheeseontoastica.

and eoger - well rogers a man slut so he's already fucked like half the girls in the club,which made his girlfriend mad,but nothing could steer Car-iana away from her lover. 

https://youtu.be/j3Kgf_dEWjE

and freddur,lonely lonely freddue.who did he have?sure, there were his cats.and Mary.and Jim. And- tbh who wouldn't wanna love freddie like holy hell he fiiiine

(I'm too damn lazy to do the punctuation thing anymore)

But anyways, hr was cupset. he just wanted someone to loooooooove

he looked around to see anyone that could catch his handsome eyes.

nope

nope

nope

roger fucked her

he just threw up

nope

no he

ooh

wait a sec

https://youtu.be/lbwalf8-q0k

a lady with beautiful blonde hair that roger hadn't banged

YKNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE THAT HOLY HELL he casually thought to himself as he strid over to her

"hello darling," he said with a smirkity smirk like so ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

she quickly spit out her drink and shouted "FREDDIE SENPAI!!!!!!11!!!!1!!1!!!11111"

"i love your gold pants, darling"

"th-thank you," she blushed. "they were a gift" she recollected, snatching them from her michael-kun. ya think freddie would rememeber that he hopped out of them but thats a story for another time get ya Bibles out gals

"yknow where they would lookeven better?" ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

"wher?" she blushed again

"oVER TOPE MY RED SEQUIN BODYSUIT DARLING I DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE  RATCHET ASS HOE ROGER PICJED UP OFF THE STREET MAN- oh yeah and also on the floor while we get down and make-"

"ARE YOU GIYS GONN MAKE FOOD" John asked somehow intruding o the situation

"yOU HAVE 234567IO98765432345678 KIDS ARE YOU STUPID GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AD DANCE"

the two of them went outside

by those two i meant ashley and freddie this is no deacury fanfci

thast anoher fic ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

the 2 went outside and tried to find a place to ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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they hid behind a tree as ashley ripped a shirt off to get bOMBARDED WITH A SWEATERS WORTH OF CHEST HAIR HOLY SHIT

"wow i didnt know you kept your microphone stand in your pants pocket" she gasped looking down a noticeable bulge down undrr ;))

https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

"oh shit i forgot thought was there" he said, getting it out of his pocket "but i got somethin even longer down thre ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) darling"

"like wat"

"nine inches of-"

suddenly and sponataneously, brimi jumped out of the tree and in front of the two, wearing  robe and sandals with a beautyful scruffy beard (JESUS IS ALWAYS WATCHING)

"niNE INCHES OF THE HOLY WORD OF JESUS CHRIST, WHO IS HERE HIMSELF" he shouted, his luscious curls glowing as a choir of badgers sang behind him, badgerina singing the falsetto of the chord.

"JESUS, I'VE BEEN LOOKIN EVERYWHERE FOR YA" An old woman shouted from a few feet away. "HAS THE DAY FINALLY COME WHERE I CAN STOP SEEIN HOOKAHS GETTIN RAPED BY GANG MEMBAHS IN MUSIC VIDEOS AND I DONT HAVE TO SEE MEN THRUSIN THEIR TWINKIES EVEREHWHERE"

"unfortunately no but i had to stop by real quick"

"WELL ARE YA FIANNLY GONNA GET RID OF ALL THIS SIN IM SEEING BY PEOPLE BECAUSE IT REALLY NEEDS TO STOP"

Jesus Brian disappeared in a puff of smoke becaUSE ITS 4:20 BLAZE IT BITCHES

its almost three in the morning and im probably add so idk what this was but i hope it was at least a little funny!! this is a cringey fanfic for moonwalkinginheaven and hopefully it was enjoyed!!