I officially hate Flash Thompson. Actually, who doesn't hate him? I'm sure you hate his guts too, right?

I'm writing this little rant on a whim because instead of being your lab partner, I'm stuck with Flash. I have never wanted to bash my head against the wall more in my entire life. Like, we get it, you're rich. Shut the fuck up about it.

Also, for some reason he thinks I have money? Look, dude, money for transitioning doesn't grow on fucking trees. I might have to smack him one day, honest to god. Maybe it would put a smile on your face.

Actually, you never tend to smile. You always have the same, ahem, resting bitch face. Hold on, I'm gonna draw it right now for reference.

(Not my art!! Credit goes to 2D-Kiryu
on DeviantArt)

I think smiling would be a good look on you. You should try it sometime for me. Again, only if you want to. Not gonna force it.

By the way, did you hear about the bank robbery thing? I feel like we're in the middle of some chaotic future where we don't know what's ahead. Plus this Spider-Man guy? Completely came out of nowhere! I don't know who this Spider-Man dude really is, but he's one crazy dude for getting into the middle of that.