Once upon a time, there was a voice in your head

"What the heck? Who are you?"

I said a voice in your head. Keep up, man. 

"Uh... Okay?" 

People look at you weirdly. You didn't know you were talking to yourself. Pretty weird.

"Hey! You! Shut up!"

More weird looks. You roll your eyes and walk away casually. 

"Shush. I know what I'm doing."

You hear the worst thing in the world. WAS THAT EVEN MUSIC?! WTF IS THAT?! Oh. It was Justin Beiber doing a colab with One Direction. You decide the ignore the voice in your head because the author got lazy and decided not to use italics. You can just feel the blood ooze out of your ears. "OMG! MA EARZ R BLEEDN'! DA BLOOOOOOOODDD!!!" You yell out. Then some weirdo *Cough cough* The author *Cough* came in on... What the heck, is that a sandwich? "IT'S A KRABBY PATTY BOTCH! AND NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! GET IN THE PATTY!" You hesitantly climb in the Krabby Patty and it drove off playing Nyan cat and leaving a rainbow trail. "Why this song?" You ask. "Because it's less irritating than boys who sing and make fangirls go insane. I saved yo booty. Also have a flying Mint Bunny." 

*Le poof*

There is a flying mint bunny. (HETALIA FOEVA) "Why are you making so many references?" you asked. The author yelled "BATTEN DOWN THE LIFE BENTCHES!" and crashed the Krabby patty. "...That's not even a thing." "Well it all happened many moons ago before the time of the internet." "BS! THERE ALWAYS HAS BEEN THE INTERNET!" "CUT ME OFF AGAIN! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" 

I'm sorry, this is too weird. I quit. 

Me: Uhh... the narrator left so... someone please tell be they at least got the krabby patty thing? Right? I don't know man, I just... I'm out. 

*Pammeelex has left the reading*