Of all the characters in Heathers (referring to the musical), I'm taking advice from Jason Dean.

AKA, J.D.

Ya know, basically the villain of Heathers.

The end of the song Freeze Your Brain

Here's the line

"When the voice in your head
Says you're better off dead
Don't open a vein
Just freeze your brain"

Honestly, I think Freeze Your Brain is a beautiful song. Deep, emotional, relatable.

We praise the slush alter at every 7 Eleven.

Or, just your local gas station with slush machines.

Just go every Saturday and pray to the Slush God (I'll name him later)