As of April 21, 2019, my headphones have been refusing to turn on.

Today, on April 26, the headphones have officially died forever.

They will not charge, turn on, anything.

They were bought on a day unremembered, all the way back in June or July of 2018.

They are now with their headphone brothers and sisters in headphone heaven.

Oh, Blue, I love you so much. I miss you, Blue. I hope Headphone Heaven is good to you. You're in a better place.