"love you too you're not there for me and a bag of people who is just like a fork in my face and try to get too far as you and I was in session with the flute"

my favorite one, almost a year old: "tell your mom you cant drink potatoes"

"probably the best thing about it and it sucks to see her to 6PM in my opinion but I think my friend and her friends and family have to be able and my parents totally out there was one even if they ban it"

I'm tired and dont want to make any others