okay so for this im gonna label each "character" as a number
so let me list them here as we start

the character labeled as 1 is me

the character labeled as 2 is my best friend

the character labeled as 3 is another friend of mine

that's all :)

1, 2, and 3 are casually sitting at a table in class, casually playing some casual games of Connect Four. 3 is usually watching as 1 and 2 play, but sometimes 1 will sit out so 3 can play.

3 left the table for a bit, while 1 and 2 were playing a round.

I guess 1 did something, I cant remember, because 2 shouted...

2: dO yOu WaNt A diVOrCe?

1: *shocked* wHeN wErE wE eVeR mArRiEd?!

2: LaSt NiGhT!

The game continues and no words are said about this. Until...

1: When were we ever together?

2: LaSt NiGhT,  aT mCdOnAlDs. dOnT yOu ReMeMbEr?

1: *thinks for a second* (jokingly) yEs

2: we were never at McDonalds .-.

1: I'm literally just playing along with what you're saying, 2.

2: okay

2: aT mCdOnAlDs. YoU wErE eAtiNG a BuRgEr AnD yOu GoT tHiS pApEr SaYiNg "HeY, yOu WaNnA siGN tHiS pReNuP?"

1: I actually hate McDonald's burgers.

2: Fine, it was Chicken McNuggets.

So yay now 1 and 2 are headed back to their table since they were at another table playing Connect Four.

2: We're not married.

1, mentally: wTF Y O U M A K E N O S E N S E