Sai:„So? You two are a couple, right?"

Sasuke:*Tries to hide that he's blushing*

Naruto:*Blushes and gets nervous*
„Wh-what?! How did you get to that idea?"

Sai:„I read in a book some things about couples.
For example couples kiss each other."

Sasuke :„It was only one time..."

Naruto:„Not really. Don't you remember that episode were we bumbed in a river to each other and kissed?"

Sasuke:„That was a filler. It doesn't count."

Naruto:„True..."

Sai:„Another thing that couples do is to argue.
Like you two now."

Sasuke:„Were not arguing.
He's just saying that I'm right."

Sai:„Giving your partner the right is also something couples do to make them happy or something."

Sasuke:„Shut your mouth."

Sai:„Don't be so mean, grumpy."

Naruto:„Don't call him grumpy!"

Sai:„Why? Because you don't like it when someone insults your boyfriend?"

Naruto:*Blushes*
„You know what? Hell yeah! He's my boyfriend!"
*Kisses Sasuke on the lips*

Sasuke:*Blushes and wides his eyes a bit*

Sai:„I think you too should take a room."

Naruto and Sasuke:„Shut up, Sai!"