So I went out to hibachi and here's some memorable events that I remember because it basically just happened:

I caught rice with my mouth
I can't use chopsticks but I made it work
Food was good
I liked food
I drank all of my mom's green tea like a savage
My mom was finally using chopsticks the right way (before she was using them like an American)

And now a food review:
The shrimp had a nice slightly charred taste
The food was food
And the food was good

That's all I feel like writing
That's all bye