*Thomas and the sides fighting*

"Oh my goodness! Can you assholes just listen to me for 2 fucking seconds?! This problem isn't really that big, if you would just fucking listen to me". Logan screamed.

Everyone went quiet.

"Logan are you o-" Thomas started.

Logan turned around "dO I LoOk LiKe iM oKaY"

"Okay buddy calm down-" Virgil said putting an awkward arm on Logan.

"Get, awaYYyYyyYyY" Logan said throwing Virgil's arm off of his shoulder.

"Hola" Remus said, appearing. "I'm gonna just-" He continued before anyone else could talk. He grabbed Logan and teleported to the dark sides.

"Remussssss, why is he here?" Janus said, looking up from the couch.

"I might have kinda, accidentally given him some alcohol that I created it only kicks in 10 mins after you drink it" Remus explained sheepishly.

Janus sighed, "so you /didn't/ bring him because he was /not/ acting drunk in front of the lights?" He asked getting up.

"Yes" Remus said.

"Are you guys gonna keep talking about me like I ain't here or what?" Logan spoke up for the first time.

"Sorry-" Remus said, he teleported Logan to a spare room and teleported out to Janus.

~a while later~

Patton appeared in front of Logan, scaring him.

"YoU FucKiNg ScArEd Me" Logan said, jumping.

"Logan! Logan, we're here, here to save you!" Patton said going to hug him.

"WhAt Do yOu FuCkinG MeAn SaVe mE?" Logan said standing up.

"I'm PeRfEctLy FiNe" he said, tripping over nothing.

Patton sighed, walking towards Logan.

"GeT ThR FuCk AwaY fRoM mE!" Logan screeched, backing away.

"PuT tHe FucKinG GuNs DowN" He said, looking behind Patton where Virgil was standing, dissapointed that he couldn't use his gun today ;-;

Logan smirked and pulled out a grenade "Or iMMa PuLL tHe gReNaDe"

"Logan no!" Patton said

"Uh oH I JuSt pULlED ThE GrEnAdE!" Logan said showing them the grenade with no pin.

"OhHHhHhhH yOu BeTteR sTaY AwAy" he said brandishing the grenade like a sword.

"You could've just asked-" Virgil said walking away.

"WhO tHe fUcK tHrEw tHaT pLaSTiC!" Logan said turning around to look at Roman who was hiding behind him.

Roman gave him a nervous smile and waved.

"SksKSkskkKskKskk sAvE tHe tUrTLeS" Logan said picking up the plastic from the ground and throwing it back at Roman.

Suddenly Logan passed out. Everyone was concerned.

"Uhhhh- should we like pick him up..?" Virgil asked.

"Yeah-" Roman said picking Logan up from the ground and sinking out.

-*Few hours later*-

Logan woke up, holding his head.

"What the . . . " He said looking around.

Patton came up to him and hugged him.

"You're back!" He said.

"Yeah... Uhh what happened..?" Logan asked.

"You were drunk as hell and pulled a fake grenade pin and threw plastic at Roman" Virgil said eating Oreos in the corner.

"O h -" Logan said.