I was texting my annoying ex.
Ex: hey...
Me: fuck off
Ex: but I miss you, please.. why can't we be like before?
Me: you had your lips on another woman. Fuck off
Ex: please, just tell me!
Me: fine. Two words.
Ex: ...
Me: begone thot
Ex: really?
Me: I said to words, hun. Or do I need morw middle fingers?
Ex: -._-."
Me: hmm... you know how much I love you?
Ex: I wanna know
Me: count the stars
Ex: its morning
Me: exactly.
Ex: Why can't it be like before?! Come on, even for one second!
Me: ok, fine. Count your two fingers. And I will count mine.
Ex: ok..? Which ones?
Me: the ones in the middle. For me?
Ex: sooo what is going on?
Me: mine and your middle fingers make something special. My hate. Fuck off.
Ex: -_-

And thats all. Fuckin ex's -_-