All the girls sat on their sleeping bags in a semi-circle around the fire place. Liz had urgently invited them all to a sleep over, she said it was important. Kid's large mansion was quiet, considering all the boys were (technically) out of the house.

"Ok, so I called you all here for a major girl talk." She leaned in while clutching the pillow on her lap. Patty nodded eagerly next to her sister. Maka groaned.

"Liz-"

"I know what your going to say, 'not having a nail file isn't urgent' . " Liz glared at the blonde miester, but than continued to look at the rest of the girls.

"This is something I wanted everyone's opinion on." She started. Tsubaki and Maka shared skeptical looks. She huffed, not pleased with how her friends responded to her 'urgent message'.

"It's about our boyfriends." With that, she smirked as her friends whipped to face her.

Outside, a tree was bobbing and weaving at the massive weight a certain four boys were giving it.

"I can't believe we're doing this..." Kid murmured while shifting on a branch. The branch below him was a very disoriented Crona. Above was Soul, who was drooling at his emerald-eyed girlfriend. At the top was Black*Star, duct tape slapped over his mouth.

"I don't know how to deal with spying on girls..." Crona whined.

"Will you be quiet! It's getting good!" Soul hissed down to them. He had been reluctant about the whole thing, he wanted to spend some alone time with Maka being the 'cuddle monster' he is... But now he wanted to know this 'urgent girl talk'.

Inside,

"Have you noticed that the guys have changed since we started dating them?" Liz asked. Maka and Tsubaki nervously glanced at each other. All the boys scooted closer Maka scooted in

"Whatya mean?" She almost whispered. Liz straightened up and smiled.

"It's nothing bad, it's just-"

"Like Kid!" Patty scooted in too. At the mention of his name Kid scooted closer. They all looked at Patty.

"Before Kid and sissy were together, Kid threw a fit at everything asymmetrical! But now, thanks to my big sister, he just grumbles about it until sissy distracts him!" She explained with a smile. Now it's Tsubaki's turn to lean in,

"Oooo Liz, how do you distract Kid?" She said with a seductive gleam. Liz's face lit up while Maka lightly swatted Tsubaki's arm.

"Tsubaki!" Maka's face was also covered in blush. Snickering could be heard from a tree.

"Kid you sly dog..." A blue-haired monkey teased.

"Black*Star! What happened to your duct tape?!" Kid whisper-yelled.

"I still have my hands...I won't say anything don't worry." He whispered down to them.

"Shut up! I'm trying to listen!" The scythe pushed through gritted teeth.

Take Patty for example," Tsubaki started.

"Yeah! Patty's bubbly-ness is rubbing off on Crona! He laughs and smiles more." tsubaki stated. Liz wrapped an arm around her giggling sisters shoulders. The boy on the lowest branch blushed the same color as his hair.

"And then theres SoMa..." liz purred toward Maka. Both maka and soul lit up the same color.

"So-Soma?" Maka studered.

"oh sure, it took a painfully long time for you two to hook up." Tsubaki stated.

"The whole school even came up with your shipping name!" Patty squealed.

"And now," Liz dramatically placed the back of her hand on her fore-head and lean against Tsubaki.

"It's finally happened! The moment you announced your relationship you could hear all the shippers rejoice in celebration!!!" she awed, looking like she was remembering the moment now. Maka's blush darkened to almost a purple; while Soul's face blended with his eyes. The boys smirked at the demon scythe.

" I was that obvious? So uncool..." He buried his face in his hands.

"Well what about Tsubaki?! Her and her 'God'?!" Maka flustered. Liz sat up straight like nothing happened.

"Oh don't even get me started on our new Goddess." Liz rolled her eyes. Tsubaki's cheeks were colored with a cute pink. They giggled until,

"THATS RIGHT! BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR NEW GODDESS!! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF THEM ALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" A blue-haired idiot bellowed. Followed by:

"Black*star! You idiot!!" Soul yelled at him. Kid face-palmed. All girls ran to the large window. Black*star was at the very top, yelling about him and his Goddess. However, the rest of the boys had a very pale face staring in fear at their, now pissed, girlfriends.

"KID I WILL SHOT YOU!!"

"SOUL EATER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU ARE GETTING THE MAKA-CHOP OF THE CENTURY!!"

"HAHAHA! HIII CRONA!!"

"BLACK*STAR! GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU FALL!"

As predicted, the branch Star was standing on snapped. The blue monkey fell onto the crimson-eyed scythe, which snapped his branch. They fell on the young shinigami, catching Crona, and lastly flopping to the cold hard ground. They were all tangled at the bottom of the tree with a groan of pain and annoyance from all of them. A small *click* snapped them back to the situation at hand. They all swallowed as they slowly turned their attention to their girlfriends. It was there worst nightmare: Liz was pointing Patty down at them, Maka hand a hard cover Encyclopedia in each hand, and Tsubaki had several ninja stars. All pointing at the (very terrified) group of boys out side their window.

"CRAP! RUN! BAIL! BOOK IT! SCAT!" Black*Star shot off the top of the pile as the rest of them untangled them selfs from the dog-pile.

"EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!!" Soul howled as he bolted after Star followed by Kid and Crona. After seeing them disappear down the street.

"Well that was something..." Liz commented.

"I thought it was kinda funny." Tsubaki answered.

"No matter how much they changed They're still idiots." The meister drawled. All the girls shared the same thought:

"But they're our idiots."