Monday
Black*Star was ready to punch the wall,
"Come on dude!!!! What happened to bros before hoes?!?"
He was positive he had broken the speaker on the other end but he didn't care! This is the seventh time this mouth!
"I know, I know, I'm not cool.... But she wants me to meet her father! This is a big step dude! Please give me this and I promise we will go play laser tag next Friday."
Black*Star growled,
"Whatever." Before hanging up.
The cell phone was thrown on the love seat before the blue-haired teen flopped on the couch.
"Who could Soul have possibly found that was more important than me?! And on our night no less!" It hurt him more than he would like to admit...but that was drowned out by pure annoyance. He looked at his phone again, tsubaki and kid where both busy as well... Deciding to voice his frustrations at the empty air Black*Star screeched,
"WHAT HAPPENED TO BROS BEFORE HOES?!?!"
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Wednesday
Black*Star sat in a cafe two days later Black coffee not even touched, arms crossed, and ignoring the glare he got from the one person who was almost never busy,
"Geez could you stop reading that book for about three seconds? Your god demands attention!" People around the cafe glared at their direction before returning to their own affairs. Black*Star calmed down a bit when he heard an irritated sigh before the small blonde opposite the thick novel rose her green gaze to meet his.
"I don't understand the big deal... So your 'favorite peasant' wanted to spend time with his new girlfriend? He's entitled to that. You probably did the same to him when you started out with Tsubaki."
This cause Black*Star to abruptly stand,
"A GOD PAYS EQUAL ATTENTION TO ALL HIS PEASANTS!!" The novel came crashing down on his skull hard enough to push him back into his seat. He rubbed his head, the argument died on his tongue (for once) and was instead replaced with a softer tone,
"You don't understand Maka, he's my best friend...my #1 peasant! #1! I'm bored..."
Maka smiled softly at her childhood friend. Whom ever this '#1 peasant' is... Must really be someone special. Not only to put up with Black*Star, but to rank #1 on the almighty god's list.
"Your just lonely... He said he would play laser tag with you on Friday right?"
Black*Star rested his cheek on his palm, other hand tapping the table
"...yeah..."
"Then on Sunday Tsubaki is coming back?"
He picked up his head,
"Hey yeah!"
"Then you will have two people to spend time with!"
The chair crashed on the floor,
"THATS RIGHT YOUR GOD WILL BE SOOO BUSY HE WILL HAVE TO DECLINE OFFERS!!!"
This time he was shushed by those around him. Now I'm high spirits he picked up his coffee and downed it in one gulp,
"Be jealous pigtails, guess you have to stay home and study...all alone!"
His laughter was cut short,
"What are you talking about? If I'm lonely I'll hang out with my boyfriend."
The boy sputtered before staring at her in surprise,
"Tiny tits has a boyfriend?! Ha! I don't believe it!"
Black*Star crossed his arms smirking down at Maka, who now stood up,
"Oh yeah?! While I don't believe you have a this '#1 peasant'! I think you just made him up!!"
Maka (unlike Black*Star) had the decency to look embarrassed when the manager asked them to leave.
Outside, the two glared at each other.
Suddenly the self-proclaimed God gave her a wide grin,
"Your God has a great idea!!"
"Oh death."
"Why don't you and your 'boyfriend'"
She rolled her eyes at the use of air quotes, "come with me and my real friend to laser tag on Friday? That way we can see who's really lying!"
Maka's eye brows shot up in surprise before kitting together in a determined look,
"Deal."
They shook on it.
"I know for a fact that my boyfriend will be way cooler than your so-called 'friend'" Maka mocked his use of air quotes with he promptly ignored,
"Ha! My buddy is the coolest there is!"
"Let's see than!"
"Yeah, you'll see!!!"
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Thursday
'Eye of the Tiger' sounded from the cell phone on the couch. Black*Star stopped his number 865th push-up, to grab a towel and walk towards the little electronic.
A picture of him and a white-haired teen could be shown, along with the name tag: Soul.
He debated on whether to answer or not...
"This is Soul! I trust my bro!"
He told the phone in almost a demanding tone, before scooping it up and answering it,
"Sup?"
"Hey! First of all, I am still going to laser tag with you-"
Black*Star relaxed, relived he didn't have another decline,
"Hahaha! Of course you are! Who would want to lose at laser tag against a god?!?"
He smiled, flopping on the couch as he listened to his friend laugh. Wiping his sweat away with the towel,
"So any way, what can I do for you?"
"Actually dude... My girl wanted to come along too-"
"WHAT?!"
The towel was flung on the floor, forgotten,
"Don't worry dude! It'll be cool!"
"But it was a supposed to be a bros night!" He decided to leave out that he had invited a girl himself...but that was going to be more of a 'coincidence'.
"I know it's not like I invited her! She actually said she was meeting a friend there and wanted me to prove 'I'm not a lonely bookworm' and 'I do have a real boyfriend'"
Black*Star heard a small chuckle on the other line,
"Well if that's the way you want it. I have another friend coming along with her boyfriend."
He huffed, smirking to himself as he was meet with silence,
"That's perfect!"
Black*Star almost dropped his phone,
"Wha-"
"You, me, and that chicks boyfriend can be on one team. My girl, her friend, and your friend can be on another."
Black*Star thought for a moment...this could work. He would be meeting this so called boyfriend, run soul in her face, and play laser tag!
"YOU GOD ACCEPTS! JUST MORE PEASANTS FOR THE ALMIGHTY BLACK*STAR TO DEFEAT!!!"
"Alright cool, see ya there!"
"Yep, see ya!"
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Friday
"Where's your 'boyfriend'?"
"Where's your 'best buddy'?"
"In the bathroom."
"So is mine."
The two stood in the middle of 'death lasers' lobby. Maka wore a black band T (that reminded Black*Star of something Soul would wear) along with jean shorts. Black*Star wore a basketball top and shorts, as well was a green hat.
The bathroom door to the men's room opened to reveal a tall teenager. He had white hair that stuck out from under his black beanie, a dark red hoodie that matched his red eyes, dark jeans, and black converse.
"There he is! That's my peasant!"
"There he is! That's my boyfriend!"
The white-haired whipped his head in their direction, but that had gone unnoticed because the two had butted heads.
"Your boyfriend?! I think you mean my friend!!"
"Ha! That's my boyfriend you idiot! Oh now I see, your so called 'friend' was just my boyfriend! Not everyone is your friend Black*Star!"
"I don't what your talking about tiny tits everyone is my friend; but he is my number one peasant!"
By now the teen, Soul, had made his way over.
"Tiny tits? Peasant? Wait, do you two know each other?!"
They all looked at each other in surprise,
"He-"
"You-"
"But I-"
"She is-"
"You guys-"
"But you said-"
The three merely stared, completely dumbfounded, as their brains raced to catch up.
Suddenly Black*Star broke out in hysterics, soon followed by Maka and Soul. The three where stared at as they held their stomachs and wiped their tears.
Black*Stars laughter was cut short however as he yelled,
"MR 'COOL DUDE' IS F*UKIN TINY TITS!!!"
"MAKA-CHOP"
"Not cool dude..."