"Has a prime ever laughed?" Miko asked Ophelia.

       "It's possible but it's rare for us primes to laugh or show any sign of amusement." Ophelia said, focusing a data pad.

       "How rare?" Miko questioned.

       "Miko there's a higher chance of Ultra Magnus laughing than Optimus and Ophelia." Bulkhead interjected. Miko was baffled. Ultra Magnus laughing was impossible.

       "Really? Wow..." Jack said.

       "What if we made them laugh?" Miko asked, ideas popping into her head. The whole team except Ophelia, Optimus, and Ultra Magnus started laughing hard.

       "You're kidding right?" Chromia said, smiling widely at the teen girl.

       "I've got some ideas, I'll just insult you guys in funny ways." Miko said grinning. Before the bots could protest she started firing roasts. "Wheeljack, you ended up having. Chromia as your boo thang, thank primus we don't have to pick lines again... we'd rather listen to Starscream scream." Miko said, Wheeljack's jaw dropped.

"Listen Smokescreen, just because you're their son doesn't mean you can get away with street racing all the time." Miko hissed, she grinned evilly. Ophelia and Optimus's helms snapped in Smokescreen's direction. Smokescreen's blue optics went wide.

"You think we didn't know that already?" Ophelia said folding her arms over her chassis.

"I..." Smokescreen struggled to talk as his parents glared at him.

"We will talk later." Optimus said.

"I can't say anything about Bumblebee. That would just be cruel, ya know what let's talk about the cons." Miko said.

"I like where this is going." Ophelia said, smiling a teeny tiny bit.

"Knock Out, his finish is not that impressive." Miko laughed.

"Finally somebody said it..." Arcee huffed.

"Breakdown is a nurse, there's no doubt about it, right Bulk?" Miko snickered and Bulkhead laughed.

"Too right Miko." Bulkhead chuckled.

"ST3V3 is a child in need of saving, he's too innocent for them." Miko said sadly.

"That poor soul..." Elita said.

"Airachnid... Arcee I'm gonna let you take this one." Miko giggling, knowing Arcee doesn't sugar coat anything.

"Airachniglitch... that narcissistic, sadistic, psychotic, hideous, disastrous, disgraceful waste of metal... we all know she was an 'oops, that wasn't supposed to happen.'" She finished and everyone in the room was baffled.

"Ok then..." Ophelia said turning her attention to Miko.

"Ok Predaking, I'm pretty he's a softy inside." Miko said, Ultra Magnus scoffed.

"So this doesn't indicate anything?" Ultra Magnus questioned, holding up his prosthetic hand thing.

"He was mad and defensive." Miko said, crossing her arms.

"Dreadwing is hella depressed, wait till he finds out that his brother is now an undead zombie-con." Miko chuckled.

"No that's just sad... I know the pain, do not ask..." Ophelia said sadly.

"Shockwave is THICC." Miko jokes. The femmes except Ophelia started laughing, Ultra Magnus and Wheeljack glared at Elita and Chromia.

"Not cool ladies, not cool." Wheeljack said, pouting like a sparkling.

"Starcream is what we humans would consider a schizophrenic crackhead." Miko said, Jack and Raf nodded in agreement.

"Now Megatron... them eyebrows talk more than his mouth does." Miko said, the whole base erupted with laughter, even from Ultra Magnus, Optimus and Ophelia were holding it back.

"Optimus is macho man." Miko laughed. Ophelia was close to losing her chill.

"Did Megatron ever get the ladies back then, it would have been hard with eyebrows like those!" Miko said, still laughing. Optimus and Ophelia lost it and started screaming and laughing.

"She did it!" The bots yelled while Ophelia and Optimus laughed harder.

"Boom..." Miko said, grinnng victoriously.