Optimus: Ladies first

Arcee: I'll start it off. We all know who I'm talking about already. This disgrace to Cybertron is without a demon from the pit and unicorn himself would want nothing to deal with her, I hope her rust so awfully that your head falls off.

Megatron: Hahaha YES

Airachnid: I hate you as well 'Arvee'

Arcee: You little glitch...

Elita: My turn! I'll be talking about 5t3v3. You need help child. You're too innocent for them.

5t3v3: Yes please help me!

Ophelia: Poor thing...

Megatron: What was that?!

5t3v3: Nothing lord Megatron!

Chromia: My turn. I hate all you cons except for Dreadwing, 5t3v3, Knock out, Breakdown, and Predaking. They're not that bad.

Ophelia: My turn already? How festive. Starscream I swear on your spark I will make you regret the days you came to being if it's the last thing I do. Not a threat, it's a promise. Megatron, don't try flirting or I will not hesitate to obliterate you, you've been warned. Oh and Knockout my finish is better.

Knockout: Frag! I can't argue with that!

Megatron: As long as it is you dearest.

Smokescreen: Ew no...

Ophelia: Primus help me...

Bee: (cute beeps)

Ophelia: He says that Knockout couldn't drift perfectly to save his life

Knockout: I MOST CERTAINLY CAN

Bulkhead: I'll go next. Nurse Breakdown... that is all

Breakdown: IM NOT A NURSE

Bulkhead: Sure...

Wheeljack: My turn, Dreadwing I will have you in the same position as your split spark twin

Dreadwing: Why you little waste of metal!

Smokescreen: Megatron... stay the frag away from my carrier!

Ultra Magnus: As much as I dislike these type of shenanigans I will participate for once. Predaking I would like you to know that I don't appreciate you snatching my servo.

Predaking: I don't care...

Ratchet: Knockout you are a very unprofessional medic

Knockout: Whatever gramps...

Optimus: I don't like being rude but Megatron deserves it. Lay a single digit on Ophelia and I will personally rip out your spark and force you consume it.

Autobots and Decepticons: 😱

Ophelia: Are you feeling alright?

Optimus: I'm perfectly fine.

Megatron: 😦 My turn I suppose... Your sparkmate is still fragging hot.

Optimus: I despise your spark... 🤬

Ophelia:🤢

Smokescreen: STOOOOP

Starscream: Skip me... I'm too afraid to say anything...

Ophelia: Of course you are...

Soundwave: This... is... sparkling... play... (through recordings)

Ophelia: He's not wrong...

Knockout: Ophelia could never beat me in a race...

Ophelia: Try me...

Breakdown: Bulkhead would never win a game of Lob game with me

Bulkhead: WHAT?!

Shockwave: You're Phoenix is illogical

Ophelia: The fact that you think this war is logical is illogical...

Dreadwing: The autobot femmes are very nice and I shall never insult any of them.

Elita: TAKE NOTES YOU DECEPTICON SCRAP BAGS

Predaking: Same as Dreadwing, however the mechs need to watch out...

Ultra Magnus: Of course...

5t3v3: I shall say nothing rude....

Airachnid: I hate all of you Decepticon and Autobot

Everyone else: We don't care glitch!

Airachnid: WOW THANKS!