Optimus: You're pissing me off, Ophelia the phoenix! Get the pheniox off the table!
Ophelia: The phoenix is always always on the table!

Wires in the base: AAH!
Bulkhead:AaAhh stop! You could've made me drop my croissant!

Arcee: AI HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

Ratchet and most like Shockwave: LoOk At ThIs GrApH

*smokescreen being interrogated by Optimus for speeding*
Smokescreen: What? What are y'all talking about?

Bulkhead:Watch the light dude!
Wheeljack: *yeets pillows and breaks light anyway*

Wheeljack:hey sunshine 😏
Ratchet:NO PRIMUS NO NO NOOOOOOO

Anyone: HI
Bee: *adorable sounds of innocence*

*Ultra Magnus when he wakes up and sees his new and not improved hand*