Sun: Ok y'all, because the child services said that if i don't let pluto back into the house he'll evict us, we are gonna have to welcome him back

Uranus: Whos pluto

Neptune: bruh the short kid who stole my fucking breakfast once, and i ended up shoving him in the trash

Uranus: oh-

Sun: ok well, he'll move in today so just- don't abuse him this time

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Mercury: Hey does anyone have lotion-

Pluto: * breathes *

Mercury: Who the fuck are you? I thought we weren't allowed to have dogs in the house because of the Earths' weak ass allergies

Pluto: IM NOT A DOG!1!1!1 I'm pluto, the one you locked outside all night and refused to let me back in while the others were away

Mercury: ... that was another mercury

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Earth: OH MY GOD!1!1! PLUTO IS BACK. IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH BUDDY

Pluto: oh god not you-

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A/N= end me i have school