Sun: Hahaha, so i was thinking, what if we go to church? I mean it's sunday

Mercury: What the fuck is a church.

Venus: Some weird thing Earth made up

Earth: HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Jupiter: Nah, i'm good right where i am

Mars: I think we should go

Sun:..... So where are the others?

Earth: I don't know... haven't seen them since Pluto moved in, wait-

Everyone: ....

Pluto: So church?

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Pluto: HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh-

Neptune: PLUTO BROKE THE SODA MACHINE

Suns: Guys, we just got here just, praise jesus and let's get out

Saturn: Actually, the thing is, i'm not christian so... i'm out

Uranus: Oh fuck no, i'm not doing this alone

Mercury: Yeah fuck religion, i'm here for science

Earth: Shut up you little edgy wannabe boy

Mercury: Shut up you little- or big, wannabe cool girl- boy- thing... what are you?

Earth: The 21st century

Jupiter: Shut it with your 284 genders head ass

Earth: Well i don't see you doing anything for society, mmmh?

Saturn: Didn't you have hitler?

Earth: Y'all can we leave yet, i want food

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Sun: Ugh, we are never going to church again, EVER