Mercury: Ugh, this fucking sucks i hate this

Venus: What sucks?

Mercury: I think i've been in every possible fandom...

Venus: Ew, like anime and.... that stuff?

Mercury: I've listened to every song, played every game, watched every show, movie, anime, and youtuber and read every book

Venus: Surely you haven't done e v e r y thing

Mercury: I just cried over the Teletubbies....

Venus: Where do you even find this stuff?

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Earth: Venus, stop looking at me like that

Venus: So, what'd you do to Mercury

Earth: Nothing. What do you even mean?

Venus: Teletubbies? What even is that?

Earth: Pfft that not even the bad side of my art, wait til he starts shipping countries

Venus: We give you too much free time...

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  A/N i haven't forgotten this i'm just lazy