" I am Mercury, I'm the closest planet to the sun, I'm a ball of iron, I have no moons, i am mercury " - solar system song on youtube

HI, IM MERCURY, BUT YOULL CALL ME MICHAEL. MY BEST FRIEND IS THE SUN CAUSE HES REALLY NICE. I THINK IM THE STRONGEST HERE SO, YEAH. BUT I DONT HAVE MOONS SO PLEASE DONT BRING THEM UP AROUND ME, I GET SAD.

I HAD A CRUSH ON PLUTO BUT HE GOT KICKED OUT, SO NOW I THINK JUPITER IS HOT.