" i am mars, i'm a rocky red planet, my mountian are the highest in our solar system, i have two moons, i am mars"

Mars; Hi i'm Matthew- Mercury? What are you doing in my room?

mercury ; I AM TIRED, OF PEOPLE GOING ON AND ON ABOUT THEIR MOONS, SHUT UP

Mars
: Mercury calm down

mercury : sHUT uP YOU WAnNABE EARtH