Mercury: This is bull crap Sun, you're my best friend and you're making me share a room with this crusty moon lover??

Sun: Saturn is nice, and he's about to move out, so it won't be for long. Besides you're only 14, so i don't know what you mean by "best friend"

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Saturn: hi-

Mercury: Suck donkey toe fungus

Saturn: I don't wanna suck your toes Mercury

Mercury: *^*