HEY GUYS, tired of angst (and me) yet? Have this chaotic, possibly(?) fluff chapter as a way of saying thank you for sticking around, oh and thank you so much for 8K reads! ENJOY.

"And that is why placenta is evil and why slaughtering cows are bad to the shoe selling economy."

Deafening silence.

That's when Nico started clapping loudly from the audience and Will beamed at him as he gathered up his laptop from the podium and bowed.

The people were still staring at him, their mouths wide open as Will skipped
down the stairs of the stage.

"Uhm, my presentation's finished now." He said, smiling uncertainly, knowing that they were probably still shell shocked at his amazing presentation.

He himself thought that he had done a great job.

It wasn't perfect since he had fumbled a bit when he started his analogy about
beavers and the superpowers they would have when they overthrew the
republic of cologne but he had breezed past that smoothly.

He reached Nico's side who was still the only one on his feet clapping
enthusiatically and pulled him into a hug.

"How was it?" he asked nervously as they finally pulled away.

Nico had a lopsided grin on his face.
"It was great. I mean you improvised a bit on the dangers of our eyelids growing sentient but I think it tied in really well with the rest of your speech."

Will smiled cheerfully. "I was really proud of that one."

Nico placed a soft kiss to his lips. "I'm proud of you too dude."

Will's heart fluttered at that and he was about to close the distance between
their lips again when he suddenly realized they had an audience.

He turned to the crowd still staring at them, their mouths opening and closing like fish out of water.

"It's rude to stare you know?" he told them. Didn't they have anything better to do than sit here and watch?

Then a voice suddenly shouted out from one of the middle seats.
"WHAT. IN, THE. HOLY. FUCK. WAS. THAT."

Will frowned as he turned to Nico who looked like he was holding back a laugh,

Or trying to sneeze, he wasn't sure which yet.

"I was... kissing my boyfriend?" Will phrased it as a question, unsure what that person had meant and if they wanted to make it a threesome or no.

And although it was against the rules of physics or math or science or whatever, he could actually hear the sound of the audience rolling their eyes.

It was amazing how in sync they were and Will wondered it they had rehearsed that before.

If so, they deserved credit and recognition for all their hard work.

Nico coughed his throat gently from beside Will. "Sweetheart, I think they meant the speech"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Will exclaimed dragging it out way longer than necessary as the revelation suddenly came to him.

Then he was confused again after ten seconds.

"Didn't you guys read the pamphlets?" He asked.

The audience stayed quiet due to his dismay.

Will racked his brain thinking of reasons why they might not have gotten the pamphlets.
He was convinced he had distributed them before this event.

Maybe he was only dreaming that he did that.

Or maybe his evil twin had stolen them all and replaced it with some weird
message like "Free orgy here!!!!!!" with a sly winky face.

Sly winky faces obviously shouldn't be trusted.

Will turned towards the crowd.
"There's no free orgy here!" He shouted, but as soon as the words left his mouth, he realized that he had no evil twin, thus, the pamphlets couldn't have contained orgy advertisements.

He seemed to realize a lot of things today.
It was a good day.

A brave audience member in front of them reached into their bag and pulled
out a piece of paper.

AHA. The pamphlets. So he hadn't
forgotten to give them away after all.

"The pamphlets were... a little misleading is all." The person said tentatively.

Nico took it from the person, with a nod of thanks and choked when he read it.

OH NO. Was he dying?? How could he die? Could he be having an allergic
reaction to paper? Was he choking on a bug they had randomly flown into his
mouth even though it was closed?

Then he stopped.

Will sighed, relieved.

"I'm glad you're not having an allergic reaction to a bug flying through your nose and into your mouth."

Nico stared.

The audience stared.

Nico looked like he was holding back a laugh.

Will ignored him as he grabbed the pamphlet still in Nico's hand. He scanned over the page quickly, seeing if he had any typing errors to cause the
misunderstanding. It was highly possible since he hadn't let any of his friends see it before today and so it wasn't beta checked yet.

The pamplet was neon green, with daisies scattered over it, causing it to have this foresty garden feel, or so he thought.

The only letters in it were in bold and capitalized on the top of the pamphlet.
It was red and said; THERAPY

He was confuzzled (confused + puzzled) yet again.

"So?" he questioned.

"IT SAYS THERAPY." The same voice from earlier shrieked at him.
"THAT SPEECH WASN'T THERAPY. IN FACT I THINK I ACTUALLY NEED THERAPY NOW."

"OHHHH. PFFTTT silly humans. You thought this was actually therapy? As if I could give therapy. PFTT. It obviously stands for: The Honest Evening Rantings About People Yay! I just couldn't fit in all the words."

Silence.

You could cut the tension with a knife.

"Ohhh, so thats what that was." Nico said under his breath.

Will grinned and turned towards Nico, looping his hand through Nico's elbow.

As they walked away, Will turned to Nico.

"So, Neeks, what was your favorite part?"

Nico pondered for a moment.

"I think it was when you started it off with a joke about rabbits having pool
parties. Oh and they were accountants."

And oh how Will smiled.