Will: good morning Neeks. Sleep well?

Nico: Morning? Ew.

Will: you look like death.

Nico: was...was that a pun?

Will: you know it *finger-guns*

Nico: you suck.

Will: and you would know, wouldn't you?

Nico: AGSdfGjhfhTdgudPK

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Will: Nico why is there a cat in our apartment

Will: Nico

Nico: we are adopting him

Will: he's foaming at the mouth

Nico: don't be ridiculous

Will: NICO HES BITINY METAGSH

Nico: I'm naming him Marshmallow

Nico: Will???

Nico: ???

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Nico: HELP IVE MCFALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

Will: its tHREE AM PISS OFF