Lily: mama

Piper: yes honey?

Lily: you know those magazines in your bookshelf you told us not to read?

Piper: ...yes...

Lily: I read the magazines mom

Lily: I am scarred for life ;-;

-///-

Matthew: hey Dad...

Nico: yes?

Matthew: I...need some advice

Nico: what is it?

Matthew: I have a crush on Alex

Nico:

Nico

Nico: ...Percy's son

Nico: you don't say

-///-

*Nico and Will doin the do*

Matthew: *opens door* hey dad--

Matthew:

Matthew: *backs out slowly*

-///-

Alice: Ima be single forever

Elizabeth: HA! Saem

Alex: you have a girlfriend back home--

Elizabeth: shhhhhhh

-///-

Matthew: am I weird?

Nico: why do you ask?

Matthew: because a kid called me weird today--

Nico: WHO ARE THEY I WILL DESTROY THEM

Matthew: Ruby...

Nico:

Will:

Nico: oh

Matthew: you'll fight her?

Nico: *throws glitter* OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY *shadowtravels away*