Me: I do what I want

Annabeth: why?

Me: because

Piper: because reasons

Me: thank you

Percy: ...fish ponies...rainbow...blue cookies...

Nico: *in emo corner*

Will: *coaxes him out with happy meal*

Jason: hey brick

Brick: hey Jasonnnn.... <3

Piper: *karate chops brick*

Jason: brick NUUUU

Piper: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Leo: THIS BOY IS ON FIRE *jumps off building while setting self on fire*

Hazel: Frank catch him

Frank: he can last a few more hours

Hazel: 😑

Frank: *sighs and catches Leo as bird*

Leo: *gushes* my HERO

Frank: *drops him*

Hazel: nuuuuuu

Frank: *walks away like a boss*

Octopus--I mean Octavian wait no I don't: I deserve to be praetor!

Reyna: hell no

Me: *cheering* DIE OCTOPUS

Thalia: wait didn't you start the octopus revolution

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: ...he will die anyways

Thalia: sounds good enough for me 👍

Annabeth: um

Percy and Jason: *turn into rainbow unicorns*

Annabeth: what are you

Dumb Mortal: EWWWWW horses are gross

Percy: *flips hair* BISH IM FABULOUS

Me: damn right

Nico: ...spooky scary skeletons

Will: for the last time Nico stop

Nico: NEVER

Me: I am done here