Jason: *wakes up* who am I?

Leo: you are called Shmebulock. You hail from the Southern Isles. You married a transgender squirrel with rabies--

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*meets Drew*

Drew: *speaks*

Piper: Horton hears a hoe

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What Jason does in his free time....

Sherlock: *jumps off building*

John: nuuuuuuuuu

Sherlock: *turns into Jason Grace and flies away majestically*

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Hazel: Hi honey how was your day at school?

Ruby: I killed a man :>

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Lily: mom what does, 'Solangelo,' mean?

Piper:

Lily

Piper: you have much to learn