Annabeth: why are men always spitting on the sidewalk???

Piper: because they can't swallow--that's gay.

Annabeth: I have been enlightened

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Nico: *climbing the lava wall*

Will: *distracts him* HEY NICO

Nico: yeah?

Will: I lava you

Nico: *slips and dies*

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Percy: hey mom where's Paul

Sally: oh...he got killed in a car accident...

Percy: oh...

Sally: want a blue cookie?

Percy: BLUUUEEEEE

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Alice: d-d-da--

Annabeth: omgs Percy Alice is saying her first word

Alice: da--

Percy: Dad???

Alice: DAM

Annabeth:

Percy:

Alice:

Alice:

Percy: u truly r my daughter *wipes tears*

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Matthew: ITS NOT A PHASE

Will: Nico said the same thing

Nico: -_-

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Octavian: stupid Greeks...

CHB: u racist shit