Me: I've decided life isn't worth living anymore *stares dramatically into the distance*

Nico: ur being overdramatic. I swear, why do you read these books if they make you cry?

Me: I'm addicted to pain

Annabeth: should this be considered self-harm?

Hazel: nah she's fine.

Will: her OTP just confessed before one of them died.

Hazel: oh

Hazel: rip Ava

Me: goodbye cruel world *stares blankly at ceiling* bye Mary

Piper: I freaking swear there is a reason we don't mention Mary.

Me: THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEE

Leo: *knocks down door* IM A FREAKING BOY

Piper: that's the reason.

Percy: *strokes fake mustache* if you are to die today, what is one thing you want to happen before you die?

Me:

Everyone: *in head* I hope she wishes for us to be real

Me:

Me:

Me: Ciel from black butler and Nico to be real. They're adorable

Percy: THEM??? BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED US *pouts*

Annabeth: how are they cute they think so morbidly and they could kill you you know

Me: ikr. Adorable

Will: exactly.

Octavian: you have a warped view of--

Me: leave

Nico: *attempts to hide in closet and mope*

Piper: Nico stop. You can't hide in the closet again you just came out.

Annabeth: Ava do you at least think you could give life a chance

Me:

Me:

Me: but this couch is so comfortable.

Leo: *pushes me off the couch*

Me: *eyes start watering* my eyes are bleeding. The floor is so cold.

Percy: NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

Leo: OH

Jason: OH

Annabeth: I freaking swear